SHORT TAKES ON THE DRIFTING WRECKAGE – AT 11:55 P.M. ET:

THE ANNALS OF JUSTICE – FROM FOX LOCAL:  MANSFIELD, Ohio -- A 54-year-old Ohio woman was arrested Saturday afternoon for allegedly making lewd comments to an Easter Bunny at a carousel park, WJW reports.  According to Mansfield police, LaDonna Hughett appeared to be drunk when she made the comments to the Easter Bunny while having her picture taken with it at the Richland Carrousel Park. She then began riding the carousel.  CNN is undoubtedly investigating the Trump connection. 

ACADEMY PRESIDENT CLEARED – FROM DEADLINE.COM:  After a review, the Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences concluded, based on its Standards of Conduct that they have cleared the allegation made against Academy President John Bailey.  The Membership and Administration Committee and its sub-committee thoroughly reviewed and considered the claim, Bailey’s response, and corroborating statements from both parties. The Academy took the claim very seriously and was aware of the rights of both the claimant and the accused, including consulting with outside counsel with expertise in matters related to harassment.  The Academy reportedly received three sexual harassment complaints earlier this month against Bailey, but contrary to those reports there was only one claim under consideration which was received on Tuesday, March 13, 2018.  Bailey's being cleared reminds us that a charge is only a charge until it's proved to be true. 

IDIOT – FROM BREITBART:  Documentary filmmaker and left-wing activist Michael Moore had a revelation about when Americans should be able to vote after Nikolas Cruz killed 17 people with a legally purchased AR-15 rifle at Marjory Stoneman Douglas High School in Parkland, Florida.  Michael Moore took to Twitter on Monday and shared “one thing” he says we’ve “learned” since last month’s horrific mass shooting.  “If there’s one thing we’ve learned since Parkland, it’s that the voting age should be lowered to 16. Other countries do it, we should too.”  How about twelve, or even eight?  Who needs maturity when you're governing a nation?  Young people tend to be liberal, before they grow up to real responsibilities, and this is a transparent attempt to guarantee votes for the Democratic Party.

March 27, 2018